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ANSWERING MESSAGE 247
Borg communications router.  Unit addressed unavailable.  Hails are irrelevant.  Messages are irrelevant.  You are irrelevant. Nonetheless, leave message if you wish.  Wait for indicative, high frequency, acoustic spike...  (Background:)  Error, error! Wishes are irrelevant.  Acoustic spikes are irrelevant.