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ANSWERING MESSAGE 32
Hi, you've reached the home of George Ledec.  If you are calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1 and hang up now.  If you are selling any product or service, or requesting charitable donations, please press 2 and hang up now.  Otherwise, press 3 and leave your message now. Pressing 3 is optional.