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ANSWERING MESSAGE 44
You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile Storage Facility.  We are unable to come to the phone right now. At the tone, please leave your name, number, and target or list of targets, and we'll launch as soon as we can.  And have a nice day.