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ANSWERING MESSAGE 51
Annoying flute music in background:  Good day, Jim.  Your contact, Linda, is not available right now.  Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to leave your name, number, and a brief message at the tone.  This tape will self-destruct in thirty seconds.  Good Luck, Jim.