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ANSWERING MESSAGE 61
Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline.  Father Durway's not here right now, but if you'll leave your name, number, and confession at the tone, he'll get back to you with absolution as soon as possible.  And remember, confession doesn't count unless you confess all of your sins in vivid, graphic detail!