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ANSWERING MESSAGE 87
Operatic music like Rossini's "Stabbat Matter": Hi, you've reached Hell.  (Screams in the background.)  We're busy being cleaned by the light of eternal truth right now, so if you leave your name, number, and a brief message, we'll get back to you at the end of time.