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A VERY HAPPY PSYCHIC
I am not a believer in seances, but I went to one just to see what they are like.  The psychic was doing his thing and grinning from ear to ear.  I assumed his merriment was due to the fact that he was fooling a gullible public and gave him a poke in the nose.  You can probably guess the rest. I was arrested for striking a happy medium.