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DID YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
The following is supposedly a true story.  To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

Working at a theater box-office ticket window poses many challenges in dealing with people.

When a disgruntled customer at a window exclaimed, "No Tickets?"  What do you mean NO TICKETS?"

The women waiting on him smiled sweeting.  "I'm terribly sorry, sir," she replied.  "Which word didn't you understand?"