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A guy (we'll call him Aaron) was laying down carpet in some woman's home.  As he was finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette.  Aaron looked around and discovered that his cigarettes were missing.  He did, however, notice a bump in the carpet, and figured that he had laid carpet over the pack without noticing it there.  Aaron decided rather than to take up the carpet, he would get a hammer and pound it into the ground so no one would know. 

When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done. 

'Aaron, The carpet lookes wonderful!' she exclaimed.  'Here are your cigarettes;  I found them in the kitchen.  Oh yes, and by the way, have you seen my gerbil?'