A MAN WALKS OUT OF A BAR TOTALLY HAMMERED... - Insults jokes

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A MAN WALKS OUT OF A BAR TOTALLY HAMMERED...
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.

"You, sir, are drunk!"

"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"