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IT'S OPEN LAWYER SEASON!
WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG  LIMITS     

1.  Any person with a valid Washington State  hunting license may harvest attorneys. 
  2.  Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls  is permitted.  The use of currency as bait is  prohibited. 
  3.  Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is  prohibited.  If accidentally struck, remove dead  attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car  wash.
  4.  It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest  attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or  aircraft.   
5.  It shall be unlawful to shout 'whiplash',  'ambulance', or 'free Perrier' for the purpose of  trapping attorneys.
  6.  It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within  100 yards of BMW dealerships. 
7.  It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young  boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle  accidents to attract attorneys.
  8.  It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within  200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries,  whorehouses, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or  hospitals.   
9.  If an attorney is elected to government  office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or  possess it.
  10.    Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a  state health department inspection for rabies, and  vermin.
  11.    It shall be illegal for a hunter to  disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp,  female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim,  bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of  hunting attorneys.   

    BAG LIMITS   
1.  Yellow Bellied Sidewinder          2 
2.  Two-faced Tort Feasor              1
  3.  Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator    4
4.  Small-breasted Ball Buster (Female only)3
5.  Big-mouthed Pub Gut                2
6.  Honest Attorney                      EXTINCT 
7.  Cut-throat                          2
8.  Back-stabbing Whiner                2
9.  Brown-nosed Judge Kisser            2
  10.  Silver-tongued Drug Defender      $100 BOUNTY
  11.  Hairy-assed Civil Libertarian      7