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Dear Tide, 

I have always used your product ever since my college days, because mom says it was the best.  One weekend about a month ago, I was at my girlfriend's place, wearing my new white shirt.  Much to my chagrin, I spilled some red wine on my white shirt.  She made a comment about my drinking problem, one thing lead to another, and soon I had her blood all over my not-so-nice white shirt.  I tried washing it with her detergent, and it just didn't do the trick.  So, on my way home, I stopped at the store and picked up a box of new Ultra Tide.  It washed the stain so well that the DNA tests were entirely inconclusive!      I can't praise your product enough.  Thank you for saving my life!  I must go now. I also have to send my praise to the makers of Hefty garbage bags...

    Thanks again!

    John Smith