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BIRD AND BLOKE
Bloke:  Would you shag me for a million pounds?

Bird:  Yes.

Bloke: Would you shag me for a fiver?

Bird:  No, what do you take me for?

Bloke:  I've already figured that one out. I'm just figuring out the price.