BRAINS
An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research.
An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research.
'How much is this one?' he asked. 'Well that one is a monkey brain and it's $20,' he explained.
'How much is that one?' he asked 'Well that one is a female brain and its $100.' he explained.
'And how much is that one?' he asked. 'That one is a male's brain and it is $500' he explained.
'Why so expensive?' the alien asked. 'Well it has hardly been used!'