CHERRY POP - Men and women jokes

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Three girls are sitting around, totally bored  so one girl suggests that they make up nicknames  for their ideal boyfriends and name them after  soda pops.

"I want mine to be 7-Up, 'cause 7 days a week he's up." 

"I want mine to be Mountain  Dew 'cause when he's in between my mountains, we'll be doing it."

"Mine's gonna be Jack Daniel's."

"You can't do that. Here we are talking about soda pop and you're talking about a hard liquor."