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These three guys are out having a relaxing day of  fishing.  Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid  who begs to be set free in return for granting  each of them a wish.  Now, one of these guys just  doesn't believe it.

“OK, if you can  really grant wishes, then double my I.Q.”

“Done.”  Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare  flawlessly — and analyzing it with extreme insight.    The second guy is so amazed he asks the mermaid to triple his I.Q. All of a sudden, the guy starts to spout the solutions to  mathematical problems that have stymied chemists,  physicists and mathematicians since the beginning  of time.  The last guy is so impressed that he asks the mermaid to quintuple his I.Q.  The mermaid looks at him, very concerned.

“I don't  normally try to change people's minds when they  make a wish, but I'd really wish you'd  reconsider.”

“No way. I want you to quintuple my  I.Q., and if you don't, I won't set you free.”

“Please,” says the mermaid, “you don't know what  you're asking... it will change your entire view  of the universe...won't you ask for something  else...10 million dollars, anything?” But the man remains steadfast. The mermaid sighs and says,  “Done!”  And he becomes a woman.