PEANUT IN YOUR EAR - Men and women jokes

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One evening, a man was at home watching TV and  eating peanuts.  He'd toss them in the air, and  then catch them with his mouth.  In the middle of  catching a peanut, his wife asked him a question. As he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into his ear.  He tried and tried to dig the peanut out, but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper into his ear.   

He called his wife for assistance, and after  several hours of trying to remove the peanut, they became concerned and decided to go to the  hospital.  As they were ready to go out the door, their  daughter came home with her date.  After being  informed of their problem, their daughter's date  said he could get the peanut out.  The young man told the father to sit down.  The  young man then shoved two fingers up the father's  nose and told him to blow hard.  When the father  blew, the peanut flew out.  The mother and  daughter jumped and yelled for joy.  The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man to the kitchen for something to eat.  Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father.

"That's wonderful. He's so smart! I wonder what he's gonna be when he grows up!"

"From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law."