Once again the female staff will be offering courses to men of all marital status. Class size will be limited to 10 as course material may prove difficult.
1. Combatting Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. P.M.S.-Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
4. How To Refill An Ice Tray
5. How to Buy Appropriate Gifts
6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming In Drunk At 4 a.m.
7. How To Sort Laundry
8. Parenting - No, It Doesn't End With Conception
9. Cooking - There's More To It Than Microwave Burritos
10. How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13. Men - The Weaker Sex
14. Good Reasons To Give Flowers
15. How To Stay Awake After Sex
16. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The Bathroom
17. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb
18. Sex 101 - You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try and Sex 201 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's "Awake", Take A Shower
19. "Weekend" and "Sports" Are Not Synonyms
20. How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
21. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate And Not Get Lost
22. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
23. Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
24. How To Act Older Than Your Children
25. You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
26. No, You Really Don't Look Like Mel Gibson
27. Changing Underwear Made Easy
28. The Attainable Goal - Omitting "%" "#" and "&" From Your Vocabulary
29. Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary
30. Realizing The Benefits Of Asking For Directions