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Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife's side. 'Sleep now, its all right,' he told her.

But she kept trying to sit up and said, 'Honey, I really need to tell you something.'

Finally Jake let her get it off her chest.

'Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father.'

'Don't worry about it,' Jake said, 'I already know. Why do you think I poisoned you?'