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There was a successful doctor who had an office in  a small midwestern town.  He decided that he  wasn't happy with his life and needed a change, so  he went and got himself a sex change operation. 

A couple of weeks later he returned to  his practice. His secretary wondered why it took  him so long to return. 'Well, it hurt alot more than I  thought it would.' 

Then she asked him, 'What part hurt the most? Was  it when they cut off your penis or when they  pumped you full of air to make your breasts that  big?' 

He said 'Well, that hurt, but not bad enough to  keep me at home for so long. What hurt the most was when they  drilled a hole in my head and pumped  out half of my brains!'