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VALENTINE GIFT TEST
Which Valentine's Day gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you'd most like to receive....

 
   

1. Candy
    2. Flowers
    3. A sweet poem
    4. Sex
    5. Dinner/Dancing
    6. Waffle iron

 

1. CANDY

 

It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys   traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share.  OR... You're a selfish chocoholic who   values a sugar high over everything, even true love.

2. FLOWERS

 

It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the   scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR... You get some twisted   joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.

3. A SWEET POEM

 

It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured   person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word. OR... You're used to cheap   gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and   beauty of the written word.

4. SEX

 

It means that... You are a passionate soul, a free   spirit who is not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel   that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful. OR... You're a filthy   degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experience   after another.

5. DINNER/DANCING

 

It means that... You enjoy the company of that special   someone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight. OR... You're easy to please   and probably willing to sell your body for food and a  few quick turns around the   dance floor.

6. WAFFLE IRON

 

It means that... You're a practical person who believes   in gifts that you can actually use. OR... You have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is   all about and probably have some sort of deviant fetish involving kitchen   appliances.