WEDDING NIGHT - Men and women jokes

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A woman from Alabama, who knew absolutely nothing about sex, fell in  love with a man and agreed to marry him.  The honeymoon went well and was great fun, but as soon as she got home,  she went to see her doctor to question him on some of the new things  she'd seen. 

"What can I help you with?' he asked.

'Well first, what is that thing between my husband's legs  called?' 

'Ma'am,' he answered, 'that there is called a penis.' 

'I see,' she said. 'Now what is the big thing on the end of the penis  called?' 

'Why that there is called the head of  the penis.' 

'I do declare!' exclaimed the young woman. 'One last question doctor,  what are those two big round things about 12 to 14 inches behind the  head of the penis?' 

'I'm not sure about your husband, ma'am, but on me,  they're called the cheeks of my ass!'