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Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a  romantic winter vacation. When they get there the  guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back,  he says,“'Honey, my hands are freezing!”  She says, “Well put them between my thighs and  that will warm them up.”

After lunch he goes back out to chop some more  wood and comes back and says again, “Man! My hands  are really freezing!”  She says again, “Well. put them between my thighs  and warm them up again.”  He does, and again that warms him up. 

After  dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to  get them through the night. When he returns to the  cabin, he states once again, “Honey, my hands are  really, really freezing.”  She looks at him and says, “For crying out loud,  don't your ears ever get cold?”