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CLINTON -VS- TITANIC
Similarities between the Titanic video and the Clinton grand jury testimony video:  

Titanic:  $9.99 on the Internet
  Clinton:  $9.99 on the Internet

 

Titanic: over 3 hours long
  Clinton: over 3 hours long

 

Titanic:  The story of Jack and Rose,   their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe
  Clinton:  The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent   catastrophe

 

Titanic:  villain - White Star Line
  Clinton:  villain - Ken Starr

 

Titanic:  Jack is a starving artist
  Clinton:  Bill is a B.S. artist

 

Titanic:  In one part, Jack enjoys a good   cigar
  Clinton:  Ditto for Bill

 

Titanic:  During ordeal, Rose's dress   gets ruined
  Clinton:  Ditto for Monica

 

Titanic:  Jack teaches Rose to spit
  Clinton:  Let's not go there

 

Titanic:  Rose gets to keep her jewelry
  Clinton:  Monica forced to return her gifts

 

Titanic:  Behind the scenes, Leonardo   DiCaprio is wildly popular
  Clinton:  Behind the scenes, Bill has a 70% approval rating

 

Titanic:  Jack surrenders to an icy death
  Clinton:  Bill goes home to Hillary