SCHOOL COLLECTION 17
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
His wife!
What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?
You can't keep a good man down!
Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect!
When did Caesar reign?
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did, didn't they hail him?
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
His wife!
What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?
You can't keep a good man down!
Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect!
When did Caesar reign?
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did, didn't they hail him?
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine