SCHOOL COLLECTION 26
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
My teacher reminds me of history
She's always repeating herself!
A math joke
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?
Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
My teacher reminds me of history
She's always repeating herself!
A math joke
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?
Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!