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9001 - Nose Detective - Whatever
What does a clean nose have? Fingerprints!
9002 - Dishwasher - Whatever
What do you do when your dishwasher stops? Kick him in the ass!
9003 - Abusement Park - Whatever
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusem... [read complete]
9004 - Brunette Mating Call - Whatever
Q: What is the brunette's mating call? A: Has the blonde left yet?
9005 - Tax Payer Dollars at Work - Whatever
Two guys were working for the city. One would fur... [read complete]
9006 - Krusty vs. the Cannibals - Whatever
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One looked ove... [read complete]
9007 - Bigger - Whatever
Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or his baby? The baby --... [read complete]
9008 - Fish TV - Whatever
What is a fish's favorite game show? Name that Tuna.
9009 - Answering Machine - Whatever
What did the guy's carphone answering machine say... [read complete]
9010 - Top Ten Ways the Bible is Out of Date - Whatever
10) Who the hell Begets anymore? 9) Memo to A... [read complete]
9011 - Bad Male Drivers - Whatever
Bob and Bill are driving down the road going abou... [read complete]
9012 - My Favorite Grade School Joke - Whatever
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
9013 - Leper Hockey - Whatever
Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? ... [read complete]
9014 - Confessional Etiquette - Whatever
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessio... [read complete]
9015 - That's a Woman's Job - Whatever
One day, Farmer Brown went behind his barn and fo... [read complete]
9016 - Disarming the Guard - Whatever
Lem: 'I got fired from my job as a bank guard.' ... [read complete]
9017 - Higher, Mommy! - Whatever
Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.
9018 - The Scientist and the Frog - Whatever
There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One... [read complete]
9019 - Prayer For The Winning - Whatever
What's the difference between prayer in church an... [read complete]
9020 - Windows 95 - Whatever
Windows 95: 32-bit extensions and a graphical sh... [read complete]
9021 - Midget Shmidget - Whatever
Did you hear about the midget that went to a nud... [read complete]
9022 - Big Trouble - Whatever
A 6'4' ninth grader was acting up in class. Hi... [read complete]
9023 - Pro Congress? - Whatever
If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is t... [read complete]
9024 - Set Me On Fire - Whatever
What do you call a doll on fire? A Barbie-Q!
9025 - Shop At WalRusMart - Whatever
What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? ... [read complete]
9026 - Don't Got Milk? - Whatever
What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A milkdud!
9027 - Spell Check - Whatever
Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea ... [read complete]
9028 - The Trouble with Dirty Old Men - Whatever
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his ... [read complete]
9029 - How to Annoy People in an Elevator - Whatever
1. When the elevator doors close, exclaim loudly ... [read complete]
9030 - Psychology Co-ed - Whatever
Have you heard about the blonde psychology major ... [read complete]
9031 - Smoking at Gas Station - Whatever
This lady was at the gas station pumping gas and ... [read complete]
9032 - Year 2000 Interview With Jesus - Whatever
Due to widespread panic about the Y2K bug, Intern... [read complete]
9033 - Nine Lives - Whatever
Once there was man named Jim, who let his dog out... [read complete]
9034 - Sobriety Test - Whatever
A man got pulled over by a cop because he was we... [read complete]
9035 - Close Enough For Government - Whatever
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was... [read complete]
9036 - Memory Loss - Whatever
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshin... [read complete]
9037 - I Went To The Bank - Whatever
I went to the bank last week and said to the cash... [read complete]
9038 - Ice Cream Lessons - Whatever
Where would you learn how to make ice cream? At Sundae school.
9039 - Riddle: The Man - Whatever
A man lives in a highrise on the 15th floor. Ever... [read complete]
9040 - Stick 'Em Up - Whatever
Police: Why did you steal his watch? Thief: I di... [read complete]
9041 - The Rip-off - Whatever
What has six balls and rips you off daily? The lottery.
9042 - You Smarthole - Whatever
What do you call a smart hole in the wall? A wisecrack!
9043 - Corporate Lessons - Whatever
Lesson number one: A crow was sitting on a tree, ... [read complete]
9044 - Knock Knock... Nobel - Whatever
Knock knock * Who's there? Nobel. * Nobel... [read complete]
9045 - Thermos - Whatever
A man walks into a store and sees a thermos. ... [read complete]
9046 - Cow Tornado - Whatever
Q: What do you call a cow in a tornado? A: A milk shake.
9047 - You SINNER!!!!!!! - Whatever
A conscience does not prevent sin; it only preven... [read complete]
9048 - D.A.M. - Whatever
What does D.A.M stand for? Mothers Against Dyslexia.
9049 - Gross Cornflakes - Whatever
What's grosser than gross? You eat a bowl of c... [read complete]
9050 - Incredible Confession - Whatever
The privacy partition in the confessional booth s... [read complete]
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