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The young playboy took a blind date to an  amusement park. They went for a ride on the  Ferris wheel.  The ride completed and she seemed  rather bored.
"What do you wanna do now?" he asked.
"I wanna be weighed," she said.  So  the young man took her over to the weight  guesser.  Next they  rode the roller coaster.  After that, he bought  her some popcorn and cotton candy.
"What else she would like to do?" he asked her.
"I wanna be  weighed," she said. I really latched onto a  square one tonight, thought the young man, and  decided to take the girl home. The girl's mother was  surprised to see her home so early.
"What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time  tonight?"
"Absowutewy wousy," said the girl.