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9601 - There's A Fly In My Soup - Whatever
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' 'That's en... [read complete]
9602 - Branch-Davidians - Whatever
How many Branch Davidians can you fit in a car? ... [read complete]
9603 - Bully For You - Whatever
Why did the bully go to beauty school? To tease hair!
9604 - Witches Brew - Whatever
What do you call a witch on a beach? A sandwitch!
9605 - Chickenhead in the Road - Whatever
Q: Why did the chickenhead cross the road? A:... [read complete]
9606 - Does That Leg Go All The Way Up? - Whatever
What do you call a one-legged lady? Eileen!
9607 - Field of... - Whatever
The guy who invented the vibrator had a vision, ... [read complete]
9608 - Drip... Drip... Drip - Whatever
Q: What color are raindrops? A: Watercolors.
9609 - Knock, Knock... Phyllis - Whatever
Knock, knock! Who's there? Phyllis! Phyl... [read complete]
9610 - Narcoleptic Priest - Whatever
Q: Did you hear about the narcoleptic priest? ... [read complete]
9611 - Flying Time - Whatever
Why did Bill throw the clock out the window? To see time fly!
9612 - Clock - Whatever
Why did the man throw the clock out the window? To see time fly.
9613 - Mouth But No Teeth - Whatever
What has a mouth but no teeth? A river!
9614 - Philosopher Lightbulb - Whatever
Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a... [read complete]
9615 - Shopping for Toilet Paper - Whatever
Q: What did Shakespeare say while he was shopping... [read complete]
9616 - The Gassy Skeleton - Whatever
A human skeleton was going to fart in a crowded ... [read complete]
9617 - House Conversation - Whatever
What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.
9618 - Dog and Elephant - Whatever
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elep... [read complete]
9619 - Teachers Change a Light Bulb - Whatever
How many teachers does it take to change a light ... [read complete]
9620 - Last Things You Wanna Hear From a Cop - Whatever
10) This doesn't look anything like you... 9) I... [read complete]
9621 - Oh, Skeleton. You'll Never Learn. - Whatever
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.
9622 - Monks Made a Mistake - Whatever
One day, two monks were in the vaults of the mona... [read complete]
9623 - Traveling on Friday - Whatever
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three d... [read complete]
9624 - Pillar Of The Community - Whatever
What kind of pillar can't hold up a building? A caterpillar!
9625 - Two Knives - Whatever
Why did the two knives go to the dance together? ... [read complete]
9626 - Two Little Snakes - Whatever
Two little snakes were hissing near their pit. Th... [read complete]
9627 - It's A Pun. Get It? - Whatever
What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper!
9628 - Rhyming Riddles Are The Best - Whatever
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
9629 - Shrinking, Red Narcissist - Whatever
What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets s... [read complete]
9630 - Pillowtalk - Whatever
Didja hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines!
9631 - Chef Clown - Whatever
How do you know if the head chef is a clown? Wh... [read complete]
9632 - Escape from the Institution - Whatever
Two guys are in mental instituition. One guy ... [read complete]
9633 - Engineers and A Glass of Water - Whatever
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the p... [read complete]
9634 - WaterWorld - Whatever
What do you get when you slip on water? A waterfall!
9635 - A Dream of Jet Planes - Whatever
A security man has a dream that the plane his bos... [read complete]
9636 - Eating Cake Lately? - Whatever
Have you been eating cake lately? Because you look a little crumby.
9637 - Poultry - Whatever
Q: If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does... [read complete]
9638 - Peanuts! Getcher Peanuts Here! - Whatever
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted.
9639 - Brave Firefighters - Whatever
Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up!
9640 - Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin - Whatever
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divor... [read complete]
9641 - St. Paul vs. Minneapolis - Whatever
Did you hear that everyone in Minneapolis quit re... [read complete]
9642 - The Antenna and the TV - Whatever
What did the antenna say to the TV? 'Without m... [read complete]
9643 - Jamaician Proctologist - Whatever
What do you call a Jamaician Proctologist? Pokemon.
9644 - Elevator Shoes - Whatever
What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator!
9645 - Come On, Ride The Train - Whatever
If an electric train is heading north, which way ... [read complete]
9646 - Mandarin - Whatever
What is better than eating a mandarin? Eating a mandarout.
9647 - Stinkin' Proof - Whatever
One day, an old lady went to the store to get som... [read complete]
9648 - Mom's Affair - Whatever
There was this woman see, and she takes a lover d... [read complete]
9649 - 50 Ways To Say ?I Love You? - Whatever
1. "If my heart were a baked potato, I'd serve it... [read complete]
9650 - Best Goldfish Joke Ever! - Whatever
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to t... [read complete]
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