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LAST THINGS YOU WANNA HEAR FROM A COP
10) This doesn't look anything like you...

9)  I'm sorry, but our records says this car was stolen.

8) I'm going to have to search your car. 

7)  I'm going to need backup. 

6) What's in that plastic bag?! 

5) What's that I smell in that cigar?! 

4) The last time I checked, those guns weren't legal 

3)  What was that you threw out of the window?   

2)  Please step out of the car 

1)You are under arrest, you have the right to remain silent...