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11101 - Where Bats Get Blood - animal jokes
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One s... [read complete]
11102 - Don't Talk to Parrots - animal jokes
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He co... [read complete]
11103 - The Seeing Eye Dog - animal jokes
A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The... [read complete]
11104 - Feeding Pigs Faster - animal jokes
There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during ... [read complete]
11105 - A Horrible Dog Fight - animal jokes
A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweile... [read complete]
11106 - A Very Smart Dog - animal jokes
I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and wi... [read complete]
11107 - Animal Football Game - animal jokes
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really excit... [read complete]
11108 - The Cat's Dictionary - animal jokes
Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness. Purrverse: Poem about a stran... [read complete]
11109 - Two Fools Flying - animal jokes
Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgie... [read complete]
11110 - A Dog Who Can Fly - animal jokes
A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. Sh... [read complete]
11111 - The Plumber is Here - animal jokes
A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten... [read complete]
11112 - Cat's Chalkboard - animal jokes
In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that ... [read complete]
11113 - A Preacher's Parrot - animal jokes
A preacher is buying a parrot. "Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swe... [read complete]
11114 - A Burglar's Problems - animal jokes
A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's... [read complete]
11115 - A Smart Talking Dog - animal jokes
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round o... [read complete]
11116 - Handling Baby Bears - animal jokes
The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in fam... [read complete]
11117 - A Human's Chalkboard - animal jokes
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does n... [read complete]
11118 - Instrument Flying Guide - animal jokes
Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method whic... [read complete]
11119 - Two Roaches Talking - animal jokes
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussio... [read complete]
11120 - Incredibly Smart Dog - animal jokes
A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a... [read complete]
11121 - The Dog's Chalkboard - animal jokes
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not... [read complete]
11122 - I Think I'm a Chicken - animal jokes
Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatr... [read complete]
11123 - Bad Dog for the Blind - animal jokes
While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom al... [read complete]
11124 - Cat Technical Support - animal jokes
This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service cent... [read complete]
11125 - Terrible Car Accident - animal jokes
There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the acciden... [read complete]
11126 - Question and Answer - animal jokes
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get to the Shell station! Q: Why... [read complete]
11127 - Question and Answer - animal jokes
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum? A: Because they don't know the words. Q: Where d... [read complete]
11128 - Question and Answer - animal jokes
Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager. A: Waiter: It's no use.... [read complete]
11129 - Question and Answer - animal jokes
Q: What has four legs and an arm? A: A happy pit bull. Q: Why is a tree like... [read complete]
11130 - Question and Answer - animal jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A: Holes all o... [read complete]
11131 - Cat on the Internet - animal jokes
9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in ... [read complete]
11132 - Dogs Don't Understand - animal jokes
1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grand... [read complete]
11133 - Buy Alligator Shoes - animal jokes
A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some A... [read complete]
11134 - Cow on Train Tracks - animal jokes
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A p... [read complete]
11135 - Two Angry Neighbors - animal jokes
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys... [read complete]
11136 - I'm at the Worst Zoo - animal jokes
1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you. 2... [read complete]
11137 - Sounds of the Wild - animal jokes
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother... [read complete]
11138 - Giving Cats Pills - animal jokes
INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the ... [read complete]
11139 - Feline Physics Laws - animal jokes
Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted u... [read complete]
11140 - The Feline Diet - animal jokes
Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For tho... [read complete]
11141 - Dogs and Light Bulbs - animal jokes
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. ... [read complete]
11142 - Dog Property Rules - animal jokes
1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can t... [read complete]
11143 - Horses at the Race - animal jokes
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The hor... [read complete]
11144 - Installing a Carpet - animal jokes
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out... [read complete]
11145 - Engineer programmer - aviation jokes
A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight ... [read complete]
11146 - Raccoons are luggage - aviation jokes
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the tri... [read complete]
11147 - What just happened? - aviation jokes
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power an... [read complete]
11148 - What is the problem? - aviation jokes
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and ret... [read complete]
11149 - Plane crash in Poland - aviation jokes
A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this aftern... [read complete]
11150 - A parrot on the plane - aviation jokes
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in nex... [read complete]
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