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11351 - Business one-liners 69 - business jokes
If you are asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants. If you a... [read complete]
11352 - Business one-liners 70 - business jokes
If you cannot fix it, feature it. If you cannot get your work done in a 24-ho... [read complete]
11353 - Business one-liners 71 - business jokes
If you do not know what you're doing, do it neatly. If you do not like the an... [read complete]
11354 - Business one-liners 72 - business jokes
If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough, chances are some... [read complete]
11355 - Business one-liners 73 - business jokes
If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, y... [read complete]
11356 - Business one-liners 74 - business jokes
If you want to get along, go along. If you want to make an enemy, do someone ... [read complete]
11357 - Business one-liners 75 - business jokes
In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts. In order to get a... [read complete]
11358 - Business one-liners 76 - business jokes
Indecision is the key to flexibility. Indifference is the only sure defense. ... [read complete]
11359 - Business one-liners 77 - business jokes
It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the... [read complete]
11360 - Business one-liners 78 - business jokes
It is incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsens... [read complete]
11361 - Business one-liners 79 - business jokes
It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything... [read complete]
11362 - Business one-liners 80 - business jokes
It's Not My Job! It's not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere. It's no... [read complete]
11363 - Business one-liners 81 - business jokes
Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you. Just ... [read complete]
11364 - Business one-liners 82 - business jokes
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. Life wo... [read complete]
11365 - Business one-liners 83 - business jokes
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value. Maybe I can't make ... [read complete]
11366 - Business one-liners 84 - business jokes
Murphy was an optimist. My client(sponsor/customer) doesn't know what he want... [read complete]
11367 - Business one-liners 85 - business jokes
Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change. Never buy... [read complete]
11368 - Business one-liners 86 - business jokes
Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else. ... [read complete]
11369 - Business one-liners 87 - business jokes
Never try to pacify someone at the height of his rage. Never underestimate th... [read complete]
11370 - Business one-liners 88 - business jokes
No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough. No matter what happens, th... [read complete]
11371 - Business one-liners 89 - business jokes
Nobody wants to read anyone else's formulas. Nobody told me. Nostalgia isn't ... [read complete]
11372 - Business one-liners 90 - business jokes
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man. Nothing is ever as simple a... [read complete]
11373 - Business one-liners 91 - business jokes
Old programmers never die, they just abend. On a beautiful day like this, it'... [read complete]
11374 - Business one-liners 92 - business jokes
Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy. Only a fool can reproduce another... [read complete]
11375 - Business one-liners 93 - business jokes
There is one big difference between genius and stupidity; genius has limits. ... [read complete]
11376 - Business one-liners 94 - business jokes
Those most opposed to serving on committees are made chairmen. Those who live... [read complete]
11377 - Business one-liners 95 - business jokes
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, ... [read complete]
11378 - Business one-liners 96 - business jokes
Two monologues do not make a dialogue. Two rules to success in life: 1. Don't... [read complete]
11379 - Business one-liners 97 - business jokes
We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing a... [read complete]
11380 - Business one-liners 98 - business jokes
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11381 - Business one-liners 99 - business jokes
When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion. When in doubt, mumble. When i... [read complete]
11382 - Business one-liners 100 - business jokes
When reviewing your notes for a test, the most important ones will be illegib... [read complete]
11383 - Business one-liners 101 - business jokes
When working hard, be sure to get up and retch every so often. When working o... [read complete]
11384 - Business one-liners 102 - business jokes
When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers. When y... [read complete]
11385 - Business one-liners 103 - business jokes
Wisdom consists of knowing when to avoid perfection. Wisdom is what's left af... [read complete]
11386 - Business one-liners 104 - business jokes
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. You can observe a ... [read complete]
11387 - Business one-liners 105 - business jokes
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't quit the game. You cannot kill... [read complete]
11388 - Business one-liners 106 - business jokes
Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly: The perversity of nature is ... [read complete]
11389 - Business one-liners 107 - business jokes
Cropp's Law: The amount of work done varies inversely with the amount of time... [read complete]
11390 - Business one-liners 108 - business jokes
Hugh Downs' Four Rules for Investigating the Universe: Rule 1 - When confront... [read complete]
11391 - Business one-liners 109 - business jokes
Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will for... [read complete]
11392 - Business one-liners 110 - business jokes
First Law of Bicycling: No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against... [read complete]
11393 - Business one-liners 111 - business jokes
Flugg's Law: When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the worl... [read complete]
11394 - Business one-liners 112 - business jokes
Galbraith's Law of Human Nature: Faced with the choice between changing one's... [read complete]
11395 - Business one-liners 113 - business jokes
Goebel's Second Law Of Useless Difficulty: The fastest way to get something d... [read complete]
11396 - Business one-liners 114 - business jokes
Gold's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Goldenstern's Rules: 1. Always hire a... [read complete]
11397 - Business one-liners 115 - business jokes
Government's Law: There is an exception to all laws. Grabel's Law: 2 is not e... [read complete]
11398 - Business one-liners 116 - business jokes
Gumperson's Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely prop... [read complete]
11399 - Business one-liners 117 - business jokes
Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to ... [read complete]
11400 - Business one-liners 118 - business jokes
Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special c... [read complete]
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