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11451 - Accountant and farmer - business jokes
A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a h... [read complete]
11452 - Finding accountants - business jokes
A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accounta... [read complete]
11453 - Defining Form 1040 - business jokes
For those of you who are not familiar with US tax forms, "Form 1040" is the m... [read complete]
11454 - Question and answer - business jokes
An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy.... [read complete]
11455 - Bad computer viruses - business jokes
Economic computer viruses INTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS - Divides your hard ... [read complete]
11456 - Economists in parades - business jokes
There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union. After ... [read complete]
11457 - Economics textbooks - business jokes
Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook 1. Press pretty flowers. ... [read complete]
11458 - Where does he work? - business jokes
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a livin... [read complete]
11459 - Computer virus types - computer jokes
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus:... [read complete]
11460 - Gates picks his own hell - computer jokes
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will b... [read complete]
11461 - Would you define OCR? - computer jokes
OCR - Optical Character Recognition A technology that can take written words ... [read complete]
11462 - Y2K damage at Disney - computer jokes
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up com... [read complete]
11463 - Proper floppy disk care - computer jokes
By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting... [read complete]
11464 - Problems at your end - computer jokes
One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At th... [read complete]
11465 - Is Windows a virus? - computer jokes
With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the co... [read complete]
11466 - Some bumper stickers - computer jokes
1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding 2. Bad command or file ... [read complete]
11467 - Mailing list users change - computer jokes
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bul... [read complete]
11468 - A Microsoft Christmas - computer jokes
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature wa... [read complete]
11469 - Life of computer lamer - computer jokes
July 18 I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the be... [read complete]
11470 - The Apple explosion - computer jokes
OFFICE MEMO Date: 1/18/96 SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAV... [read complete]
11471 - Windows errors codes - computer jokes
WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error - Yet WinE... [read complete]
11472 - Co-worker a hacker? - computer jokes
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won... [read complete]
11473 - 25 BBS Commandments - computer jokes
Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt r... [read complete]
11474 - TV better than WWW - computer jokes
10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.... [read complete]
11475 - Trouble with car breaks - computer jokes
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their w... [read complete]
11476 - Alice is in UNIX land - computer jokes
"Can you help me? asked Alice. "No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white... [read complete]
11477 - Husband 1.0 software - computer jokes
Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and fou... [read complete]
11478 - Great news for Gates - computer jokes
Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God inform... [read complete]
11479 - Confusion about Y2K - computer jokes
Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be ho... [read complete]
11480 - Software development - computer jokes
1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. 2. Product is tested. 20... [read complete]
11481 - Girlfriend 1.0 software - computer jokes
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (market... [read complete]
11482 - The hacker syndrome - computer jokes
by Tad Deriso There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to dr... [read complete]
11483 - How to shoot yourself - computer jokes
Which language is right for you? Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot. ... [read complete]
11484 - The night before crisis - computer jokes
Twas the night before crisis, And all through the house, Not a program was wo... [read complete]
11485 - Acronyms for Emacs - computer jokes
EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-Shift EMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly Sw... [read complete]
11486 - Possible IBM acronyms - computer jokes
IBM: It's Being Mended IBM: Inmense Ball of Muck IBM: I Believe in Memorex IB... [read complete]
11487 - Computer help stories - computer jokes
This article is from the Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, March 1, 1994: Befuddl... [read complete]
11488 - Architect programmer - computer jokes
If architects had to work like programmers . . . Dear Mr. Architect, Please ... [read complete]
11489 - New Windows slogans - computer jokes
At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you w... [read complete]
11490 - Ten C Commandments - computer jokes
1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for... [read complete]
11491 - Acronyms for languages - computer jokes
ADA: A Dumb Arrangement ADA: A Dumb Acronym ADA: A Dumb Annoyance BASIC: Bori... [read complete]
11492 - A corporate Christmas - computer jokes
If IBM ran Christmas... They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where... [read complete]
11493 - Here are real opcodes - computer jokes
AAC Alter All Commands AAD Alter All Data AAO Add And Overflow AAR Alter At ... [read complete]
11494 - Others using your e-mail - computer jokes
10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?" ... [read complete]
11495 - Programmer's drink song - computer jokes
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, Fix one bug, compile it agai... [read complete]
11496 - The user's reboot poem - computer jokes
Don't you wish when life is bad and things just don't compute, That all we re... [read complete]
11497 - Actual help center calls - computer jokes
Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the foll... [read complete]
11498 - Bill Gates can choose - computer jokes
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood o... [read complete]
11499 - Microsoft buys church - computer jokes
MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint pre... [read complete]
11500 - Airplanes running an OS - computer jokes
Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had differen... [read complete]
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