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1201 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did!
1202 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, when did the splits, she gave the road a hickey!
1203 - Your Breath Is So Bad - Insults
Your breath is so stank, when you talk your teeth duck.
1204 - Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped - Insults
Yo Mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
1205 - You're so ugly... - Insults
You're so ugly, when you were a baby your mom fed... [read complete]
1206 - Tight-Assed - Insults
You are so tight-assed, you can back into a wall and suck out a brick!
1207 - Human Race - Insults
As an outside observer, what do you think of the human race?
1208 - Employee of the Month - Insults
These individual quotes were reportedly taken fro... [read complete]
1209 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall... [read complete]
1210 - Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan - Insults
Yo mama is so hairy that Tarzan couldn't get through her bush.
1211 - Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs!
1212 - You're So Stupid - Insults
You're so stupid that you looked in a bowl of che... [read complete]
1213 - You're So Stupid - Insults
You're so stupid that you think 'harass' is two words.
1214 - Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, she has a kickstand on her pegleg!
1215 - Yo mama's So Ugly - Insults
Yo' mama so ugly, it takes her a half hour to wal... [read complete]
1216 - You're So Ugly - Insults
You're so ugly, you didn't get hit with the ugly ... [read complete]
1217 - Yo mama's So Poor - Insults
Yo' mama so poor, all she got your for Christmas ... [read complete]
1218 - Yo mama's So Ugly - Insults
Yo' mama so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks!
1219 - Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang - Insults
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought that wu-tang was... [read complete]
1220 - Yo Mama... B#$%* - Insults
Yo Mama's such a bitch, PMS cheers her up.
1221 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out!
1222 - Yo mama's...Ugly - Insults
Yo Mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest a... [read complete]
1223 - Yo mama's So Ugly - Insults
If ugliness were bricks, yo' mama'd be a housing project!
1224 - Yo mama's So Stinky - Insults
Yo' mama so stinky, she gets sour dough yeast infection!
1225 - Yo mama's So Ugly - Insults
Yo' mama so ugly, her dog humps her leg with its eyes closed!
1226 - You're So Stupid - Insults
You're so stupid, you stuck a battery up your but... [read complete]
1227 - Yo mama's So Ugly - Insults
Yo' mama so ugly, you dad takes her to work so he... [read complete]
1228 - Yo mama's so fat... monster truck - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, she sat in a monster truck turned it into a lowrider!
1229 - Yo Mama's such a drunk... - Insults
If it weren't for the olives in martinis, yo' mam... [read complete]
1230 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery s... [read complete]
1231 - You're So Ugly - Insults
You're so ugly, you Trick or Treat over the phone.
1232 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she went to the police statio... [read complete]
1233 - Yo mama's Teeth... Traffic - Insults
Yo' mama's teeth are so yellow, she smiles and traffic slows down!
1234 - Get Your Rocks Off - Insults
What do rocks and women have in common? You skip the flat ones!
1235 - Your Family Is So Poor - Insults
Your family is so poor the front door and back do... [read complete]
1236 - Man and Pig? - Insults
Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?... [read complete]
1237 - Yo Mama's So Ugly - Insults
Yo mama is so ugly she has to cover her head befo... [read complete]
1238 - Yo mama's teeth are so yellow... - Insults
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, her tonsils have to wear sunglasses.
1239 - Yo mama's so poor... - Insults
I saw yo mama kicking a can. I asked what she was... [read complete]
1240 - Dirty Old Man - Insults
What do you call a dirty old man who lives in a box? Your dad!
1241 - Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, you can swim in her bellybutton!
1242 - Yo mama's So Ugly - Insults
Yo' mama so ugly, she went to an ugly contest and... [read complete]
1243 - Yo Mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
1244 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!
1245 - You're So Poor - Insults
You're so poor, the only time you go to the groce... [read complete]
1246 - Yo mama's...Fat - Insults
Yo mama is so fat, that when you tell her to move... [read complete]
1247 - Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig - Insults
Your mama is so fat, she walked into a Jenny Crai... [read complete]
1248 - Yo mama's So Lazy - Insults
Yo' mama so lazy, she stuck her nose out the wind... [read complete]
1249 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid. She asked me what letter come... [read complete]
1250 - Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname - Insults
Yo' mama is so fat, her nickname is Dammmmnnnn!
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