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12351 - Marriage quotes 13 - funny one liners
The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. The husband ... [read complete]
12352 - Marriage quotes 14 - funny one liners
This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. We in the industr... [read complete]
12353 - A maharajah of India - funny puns
The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree. He ordered that no... [read complete]
12354 - Man goes to a dentist - funny puns
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The ... [read complete]
12355 - Biologist studies frogs - funny puns
A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was s... [read complete]
12356 - Owning a new pet fish - funny puns
Pat: Hey, Chris! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really som... [read complete]
12357 - The new French cook - funny puns
The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French wou... [read complete]
12358 - An elephant and turtle - funny puns
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asl... [read complete]
12359 - The family of potatoes - funny puns
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three ... [read complete]
12360 - A horse breeder story - funny puns
This Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was ... [read complete]
12361 - Stealing the paintings - funny puns
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from ... [read complete]
12362 - A Sesamee Street bus - funny puns
Once there was this bus which happened to be from Sesamee Street. On the bus ... [read complete]
12363 - Life of cows and bulls - funny puns
A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes ... [read complete]
12364 - Try joining the Mafia - funny puns
This guy, Artie, gets tired of working so hard and not getting anywhere, and ... [read complete]
12365 - The vultures are flying - funny puns
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the tri... [read complete]
12366 - Indian having children - funny puns
An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave bi... [read complete]
12367 - Farmer milks a cow - funny puns
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going... [read complete]
12368 - The new rhea farmer - funny puns
A computer programmer, bored with his job, decided to start his own business.... [read complete]
12369 - Story of a conductor - funny puns
He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orchestra. He had been having probl... [read complete]
12370 - A midget fortune teller - funny puns
Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a... [read complete]
12371 - He has two girlfriends - funny puns
There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very prett... [read complete]
12372 - Meet together again - funny puns
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon thi... [read complete]
12373 - Transylvania vacation - funny puns
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, ne... [read complete]
12374 - Hellman mayonnaise - funny puns
Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufacture... [read complete]
12375 - Mary Poppins visiting - funny puns
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to... [read complete]
12376 - Smart snake breeder - funny puns
There once was a snake breeder who had two snakes he was trying to mate. For ... [read complete]
12377 - Pleasing Sister Mary - funny puns
There was this nun named Sister Mary who, though she tried and tried, could n... [read complete]
12378 - Visit to the car dealer - funny puns
One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from the ... [read complete]
12379 - Fishermen on the lake - funny puns
Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As th... [read complete]
12380 - Woman having twins - funny puns
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a fami... [read complete]
12381 - Farmer has problems - funny puns
There was once a very influential farmer in a remote part of China, who had a... [read complete]
12382 - A tribe within Africa - funny puns
There was a tribe in Africa which was very fierce and warring...they would ba... [read complete]
12383 - Hard working Penny - funny puns
Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream... [read complete]
12384 - The stained clothes - funny puns
The other day I was eating in an Italian restaurant when I accidentally spill... [read complete]
12385 - Peddler in the village - funny puns
Every day a peddler pulled his cart of wool from his home to the village mark... [read complete]
12386 - Story of a happy dog - funny puns
Trouser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would chase tennis balls, play ... [read complete]
12387 - Gift for Snow White - funny puns
Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwar... [read complete]
12388 - Monster in a village - funny puns
Out far away in the himalayas there was a small village that was constantly t... [read complete]
12389 - Two caged canaries - funny puns
Once upon a time there were two canaries in a cage. Naturally, one was male a... [read complete]
12390 - Helping out the knight - funny puns
Sir Edgbert, knight of the realm, was hurrying home on a cold, dark, wet nigh... [read complete]
12391 - A very happy psychic - funny puns
I am not a believer in seances, but I went to one just to see what they are l... [read complete]
12392 - Producing a new gum - funny puns
Two men were in the process of inventing a new brand of gum. They were arguin... [read complete]
12393 - Party in the kingdom - funny puns
In a kingdom far far away, and a long long time ago, a party was being given.... [read complete]
12394 - Wizard in the factory - funny puns
There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory exce... [read complete]
12395 - Painting this church - funny puns
Bill was short of money and was out looking for a job. Pastor Nelson offered ... [read complete]
12396 - Mary Poppins moved - funny puns
It seems that Mary Poppins has moved to California. She has started a busines... [read complete]
12397 - Research mammals - funny puns
A research group was engaged in a study of longevity in mammals and had recen... [read complete]
12398 - Those two evil friars - funny puns
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there were two evil friars living ... [read complete]
12399 - A grandson's coffee - funny puns
A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he ha... [read complete]
12400 - Frog goes for a loan - funny puns
A frog went to get a loan at a bank. The loan officer's name was Ms. Patty St... [read complete]
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