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12401 - Cloning the scientist - funny puns
A scientist was successful in cloning himself. He was asked to speak at a na... [read complete]
12402 - Big chess tournament - funny puns
The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the... [read complete]
12403 - Visiting the lawyer - funny puns
A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, an... [read complete]
12404 - Doctor goes to a bar - funny puns
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiqui... [read complete]
12405 - Eskimos and weevils - funny puns
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the c... [read complete]
12406 - The dog and neutron - funny puns
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the b... [read complete]
12407 - Atoms and a Buddhist - funny puns
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says... [read complete]
12408 - A contest and a bird - funny puns
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of... [read complete]
12409 - The very hungry lion - funny puns
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He... [read complete]
12410 - Jewish anthropologist - funny puns
A Jewish anthropologist, Benny Steinfeld, was working in the desert near Isra... [read complete]
12411 - An incredible inventor - funny puns
He was an inventor of note. He created a big shoe with a phone in the heel. N... [read complete]
12412 - Head goes to the bar - funny puns
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the ... [read complete]
12413 - A man lost his wife - funny puns
When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he'd lo... [read complete]
12414 - Trying to fix a clock - funny puns
Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads ... [read complete]
12415 - Actors picking parts - funny puns
A director is screen testing Sylvestor Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for... [read complete]
12416 - Pigeon flying in sky - funny puns
But baby pigeon said, "I can't make it; I'll get too tired." His mother said,... [read complete]
12417 - Ponderings collection 01 - funny thoughts
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highwa... [read complete]
12418 - Ponderings collection 02 - funny thoughts
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? If nothing ever st... [read complete]
12419 - Ponderings collection 03 - funny thoughts
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down ... [read complete]
12420 - Ponderings collection 04 - funny thoughts
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Why do they call the... [read complete]
12421 - Ponderings collection 05 - funny thoughts
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? If 75% of all accidents h... [read complete]
12422 - Ponderings collection 06 - funny thoughts
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? S... [read complete]
12423 - Ponderings collection 07 - funny thoughts
Why is there an expiry date on my sour cream container? Why do we park on dr... [read complete]
12424 - Ponderings collection 08 - funny thoughts
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Does fuzzy logic tickle? D... [read complete]
12425 - Ponderings collection 09 - funny thoughts
Why call then hot water heaters if the water is already hot? If you throw a ... [read complete]
12426 - Ponderings collection 10 - funny thoughts
What's another word for thesaurus? What would we have called the color orang... [read complete]
12427 - Ponderings collection 11 - funny thoughts
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? Just "be... [read complete]
12428 - Ponderings collection 12 - funny thoughts
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. The things that come to those that wait may ... [read complete]
12429 - Ponderings collection 13 - funny thoughts
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. I wished the buck... [read complete]
12430 - Ponderings collection 14 - funny thoughts
Why do they report power outages on TV? Why are builders afraid to have a 13... [read complete]
12431 - Ponderings collection 15 - funny thoughts
Why do they report power outages on TV? Why are builders afraid to have a 13... [read complete]
12432 - Ponderings collection 16 - funny thoughts
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? If at first you don't succeed, skydiv... [read complete]
12433 - Ponderings collection 17 - funny thoughts
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound? A single fact ... [read complete]
12434 - Ponderings collection 18 - funny thoughts
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? When you ... [read complete]
12435 - Ponderings collection 19 - funny thoughts
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean th... [read complete]
12436 - Ponderings collection 20 - funny thoughts
Why is the word abbreviation so long? How come you press harder on a remote-... [read complete]
12437 - Ponderings collection 21 - funny thoughts
Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk ? The light went out, b... [read complete]
12438 - Ponderings collection 22 - funny thoughts
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way. If a tree fal... [read complete]
12439 - Ponderings collection 23 - funny thoughts
If progress is technology moving forward,then what is congress? Why do we go... [read complete]
12440 - Ponderings collection 24 - funny thoughts
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Don`t think that y... [read complete]
12441 - Ponderings collection 25 - funny thoughts
Mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so what Chinese m... [read complete]
12442 - Ponderings collection 26 - funny thoughts
I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made the horn louder. Why do psychics have... [read complete]
12443 - Ponderings collection 27 - funny thoughts
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. I'm not cheap, but I am on s... [read complete]
12444 - Ponderings collection 28 - funny thoughts
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes froze the end of my nose. The ... [read complete]
12445 - Ponderings collection 29 - funny thoughts
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If the #2... [read complete]
12446 - Ponderings collection 30 - funny thoughts
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why i... [read complete]
12447 - Ponderings collection 31 - funny thoughts
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, "A penn... [read complete]
12448 - Ponderings collection 32 - funny thoughts
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it ... [read complete]
12449 - Ponderings collection 33 - funny thoughts
Whatever happened to preparations A through G? If olive oil comes from olive... [read complete]
12450 - Ponderings collection 34 - funny thoughts
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Since ligh... [read complete]
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