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12851 - Joke collection 85 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two--one to ... [read complete]
12852 - Joke collection 86 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many seventies disco dancers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: T... [read complete]
12853 - Joke collection 87 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ... [read complete]
12854 - Joke collection 88 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Princeton students does it take to screw in a lightblub? A: Sigh.... [read complete]
12855 - Joke collection 89 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, bankers don... [read complete]
12856 - Joke collection 90 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Kennedy assassination conspiracy theorists does it take to screw ... [read complete]
12857 - Joke collection 91 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb?... [read complete]
12858 - Joke collection 92 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many copyeditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. "I'm n... [read complete]
12859 - Joke collection 93 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Dario Argento fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. On... [read complete]
12860 - Joke collection 94 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many archaeologists does does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three.... [read complete]
12861 - Joke collection 95 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many "Changing lightbulbs"-joke writers does it take to change a light... [read complete]
12862 - Joke collection 96 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four--one to chan... [read complete]
12863 - Joke collection 97 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One--bu... [read complete]
12864 - Joke collection 98 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: That depends... [read complete]
12865 - Joke collection 99 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after ... [read complete]
12866 - Joke collection 100 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: None -- He'... [read complete]
12867 - Joke collection 101 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw... [read complete]
12868 - Joke collection 102 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Such number as ma... [read complete]
12869 - Joke collection 103 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Artificial Intelligence (AI) people does it take to change a ligh... [read complete]
12870 - Joke collection 104 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many members of the Impossible Missions Force does it take to change a... [read complete]
12871 - Joke collection 105 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: They can'... [read complete]
12872 - Joke collection 106 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: At least ... [read complete]
12873 - Marriage quotes 01 - marriage jokes
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Marriage is very m... [read complete]
12874 - Marriage quotes 02 - marriage jokes
Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of m... [read complete]
12875 - Marriage quotes 03 - marriage jokes
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got marrie... [read complete]
12876 - Marriage quotes 04 - marriage jokes
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some ot... [read complete]
12877 - Marriage quotes 05 - marriage jokes
Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep pers... [read complete]
12878 - Marriage quotes 06 - marriage jokes
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they... [read complete]
12879 - Marriage quotes 07 - marriage jokes
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. In marriage... [read complete]
12880 - Marriage quotes 08 - marriage jokes
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can nev... [read complete]
12881 - Marriage quotes 09 - marriage jokes
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Thos... [read complete]
12882 - Marriage quotes 10 - marriage jokes
Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. May you be too goo... [read complete]
12883 - Marriage quotes 11 - marriage jokes
My other wife is beautiful. My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as... [read complete]
12884 - Marriage quotes 12 - marriage jokes
Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe... [read complete]
12885 - Marriage quotes 13 - marriage jokes
The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. The husband ... [read complete]
12886 - Marriage quotes 14 - marriage jokes
This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. We in the industr... [read complete]
12887 - Marriage quotes 15 - marriage jokes
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all t... [read complete]
12888 - Tradition at weddings - marriage jokes
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the gi... [read complete]
12889 - Making men have fear - marriage jokes
The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting. ... [read complete]
12890 - Husbands like fathers - marriage jokes
If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is u... [read complete]
12891 - Now changed his mind - marriage jokes
My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I br... [read complete]
12892 - Kid's job at a wedding - marriage jokes
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flo... [read complete]
12893 - The wedding guidelines - marriage jokes
Announcement: It is the responsibility of the bride's family to announce the ... [read complete]
12894 - A mother's dictionary - marriage jokes
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What... [read complete]
12895 - A man is about to die - marriage jokes
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die withou... [read complete]
12896 - Mind if I borrow him? - marriage jokes
It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. ... [read complete]
12897 - I will give my daughter - marriage jokes
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in ... [read complete]
12898 - Bad for Anniversaries - marriage jokes
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cookin... [read complete]
12899 - Never annoy this guy - marriage jokes
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtshi... [read complete]
12900 - A dangerous tradition - marriage jokes
In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at wedding... [read complete]
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