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13001 - You're in good health - medical jokes
Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty. Patient: But, doctor... [read complete]
13002 - Driving exam worries - medical jokes
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don't worr... [read complete]
13003 - Patient ethical behavior - medical jokes
1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort. Involvement with the p... [read complete]
13004 - Problems remembering - medical jokes
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything! ... [read complete]
13005 - Should I file my nails? - medical jokes
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
13006 - I want second opinion - medical jokes
A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it. Doc... [read complete]
13007 - I need a pair of glasses - medical jokes
Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses. Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
13008 - I'm in a fighting mood - medical jokes
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me ... [read complete]
13009 - Get me an ambulence - medical jokes
A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help. Man: Operator, operator, call me... [read complete]
13010 - His mother just died - military jokes
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Privat... [read complete]
13011 - Get a three day pass - military jokes
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day... [read complete]
13012 - What's your excuse? - military jokes
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally r... [read complete]
13013 - Change your course - military jokes
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship wit... [read complete]
13014 - Recruiting any pilots - military jokes
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally inter... [read complete]
13015 - Brag about old times - military jokes
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfi... [read complete]
13016 - All the men are brave - military jokes
General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague... [read complete]
13017 - Talking to the general - military jokes
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it ... [read complete]
13018 - Give colonel's orders - military jokes
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: "Tomorrow... [read complete]
13019 - Reward these soldiers - military jokes
A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in ... [read complete]
13020 - The angry girlfriend - military jokes
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote br... [read complete]
13021 - Hidden military base - military jokes
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in... [read complete]
13022 - Lease nuclear bombs - military jokes
Lease a Nuke! Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world e... [read complete]
13023 - New weapon Chicken - military jokes
Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun' Senate maj... [read complete]
13024 - Commanding dumb - military jokes
As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instr... [read complete]
13025 - Q & A Iraq Jokes - military jokes
Q: What's the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! Q: What's the fastest way to b... [read complete]
13026 - Chocolate pudding - military jokes
First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?" Second soldier: "N... [read complete]
13027 - Humor relating to Iraq - military jokes
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tacti... [read complete]
13028 - Indian chief's signal - military jokes
An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car... [read complete]
13029 - Marines and the police - military jokes
The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually o... [read complete]
13030 - Civil War Era humor - military jokes
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, a... [read complete]
13031 - Army needs new recruits - military jokes
Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting 8. Military transport flights... [read complete]
13032 - Give us new missiles - military jokes
The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syria... [read complete]
13033 - Daddy is going to war - military jokes
The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually o... [read complete]
13034 - Historic Custer battle - military jokes
The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers duri... [read complete]
13035 - Piloting your plane - military jokes
An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of him... [read complete]
13036 - Misunderstanding terms - military jokes
One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't spe... [read complete]
13037 - His military etiquette - military jokes
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Of... [read complete]
13038 - Strange new battles - military jokes
Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant t... [read complete]
13039 - Remember during wars - military jokes
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy f... [read complete]
13040 - Soldier stands guard - military jokes
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No ... [read complete]
13041 - Finish overseas tour - military jokes
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when ... [read complete]
13042 - A young naval student - military jokes
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. ... [read complete]
13043 - New submarine Ensign - military jokes
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since a yo... [read complete]
13044 - Apologizing to China - military jokes
Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into ... [read complete]
13045 - Military traditions - military jokes
Top Holiday Traditions In The Military 9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask... [read complete]
13046 - Submarine humor & fun - military jokes
Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airp... [read complete]
13047 - Army policy began - military jokes
This is Army policy all begins... Start with a cage containing five apes. In... [read complete]
13048 - Chinese learned this - military jokes
Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into ... [read complete]
13049 - Be politically correct - military jokes
How to be Politically Correct when talking about Men (Or Army Men) He does n... [read complete]
13050 - Battles on the sea - military jokes
The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping... [read complete]
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