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13101 - Viola - music jokes
Q: What is a chord? A: Three violists playing in unison. Q: What is the best... [read complete]
13102 - Violin - music jokes
Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving. Q: How... [read complete]
13103 - Vocals - music jokes
Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the... [read complete]
13104 - Orchestra - music jokes
Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Or... [read complete]
13105 - Music - music jokes
Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song.... [read complete]
13106 - Musicians - music jokes
Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to do... [read complete]
13107 - Phone Songs - music jokes
All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are pa... [read complete]
13108 - Mistakes on a resume - office jokes
These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don... [read complete]
13109 - Play the Office Game - office jokes
Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree ... [read complete]
13110 - Identifying wasted time - office jokes
TO: ALL PERSONNEL FROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently th... [read complete]
13111 - Evaluation comments - office jokes
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the su... [read complete]
13112 - Want a day off work? - office jokes
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There ar... [read complete]
13113 - Fun with telemarketers - office jokes
What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (a... [read complete]
13114 - Application rejections - office jokes
Baxter Conners Vice President Company 203 203 Wall St. New York, NY 10015 De... [read complete]
13115 - Have incredible dogs - office jokes
Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engi... [read complete]
13116 - The resume bloopers - office jokes
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortu... [read complete]
13117 - Unique job interviews - office jokes
Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one ... [read complete]
13118 - Have a life after death - office jokes
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "... [read complete]
13119 - Murphy's work laws - office jokes
MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kic... [read complete]
13120 - Company buzz words - office jokes
New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a gro... [read complete]
13121 - The office happenings - office jokes
Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings,... [read complete]
13122 - The job security quiz - office jokes
The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current ... [read complete]
13123 - You're in big trouble - office jokes
I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN... ...the new policy on sexual... [read complete]
13124 - Thoughts from work - office jokes
Thoughts and stories from on the job My boss came in one morning and caught m... [read complete]
13125 - The last day working - office jokes
"You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When......" You hand a bank teller an en... [read complete]
13126 - Evaluating employees - office jokes
RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: "Since my last report,... [read complete]
13127 - Pay for your past bills - office jokes
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totalin... [read complete]
13128 - Work for an operator - office jokes
The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with c... [read complete]
13129 - Useful work phrases - office jokes
USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK: I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stu... [read complete]
13130 - The engineer's terms - office jokes
Top 25 Engineer's Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)... [read complete]
13131 - Selling war insurance - office jokes
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new ... [read complete]
13132 - Quotes of companies - office jokes
Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements ... [read complete]
13133 - How all careers end - office jokes
How careers end... Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electri... [read complete]
13134 - Describe professions - office jokes
What does your profession say about you? 1. MARKETING - You are ambitious yet... [read complete]
13135 - Letters to a landlord - office jokes
Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords The toilet is blocked and we c... [read complete]
13136 - Changed HR policies - office jokes
Casual Fridays: Week 1 - Memo No. 1 Effective this week, the company is adopt... [read complete]
13137 - Drummer problems - office jokes
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked an... [read complete]
13138 - Pick a starting salary - office jokes
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the you... [read complete]
13139 - Old local blacksmith - office jokes
An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picke... [read complete]
13140 - Boss wants too much - office jokes
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had nev... [read complete]
13141 - Never say it at work - office jokes
TWELVE THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS 1. Never give m... [read complete]
13142 - Workplace insanity - office jokes
HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE Page yourself o... [read complete]
13143 - Corporate lingo list - office jokes
Here's a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY: We rem... [read complete]
13144 - Stock market report - office jokes
Today's Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was st... [read complete]
13145 - Must help the wife - office jokes
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're... [read complete]
13146 - Sleeping on the job - office jokes
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. "They told me at t... [read complete]
13147 - An old occupation - office jokes
What happens when people of different occupations get old. - Old accountants ... [read complete]
13148 - Photographer works - office jokes
There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided b... [read complete]
13149 - Professions 01 - old age jokes
OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS neve... [read complete]
13150 - Professions 02 - old age jokes
OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribbling OLD BEEKEEPERS ne... [read complete]
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