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13951 - Bear Jokes - animal jokes for kids
Q: What kind of money to polo bears use? A: Ice lolly! Q: Have you ever hu... [read complete]
13952 - Bear joke list 02 - animal jokes for kids
Q: How do you hire a teddy bear? A: Put him on stilts! Q: What do you call... [read complete]
13953 - Bee Jokes - animal jokes for kids
Q: Who is the bees favorite singer? A: Sting! Q: Who is the bees favorite p... [read complete]
13954 - Bee joke list 02 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What did the confused bee say? A: To bee or not to bee! Q: What's black,... [read complete]
13955 - Bee joke list 03 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds? A: A humburger! Q: What buzzes, is bla... [read complete]
13956 - Bee joke list 04 - animal jokes for kids
Q: Why do bees buzz? A: Because they can't whistle! Q: Can bees fly in the r... [read complete]
13957 - Bee joke list 05 - animal jokes for kids
Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees? A: Because they kept... [read complete]
13958 - Bird Jokes - animal jokes for kids
Q: Why did the owl, owl? A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er! Q: What... [read complete]
13959 - Bird joke list 02 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What do parrots eat? A: Polyfilla! Q: What do you give a sick bird? A:... [read complete]
13960 - Bird joke list 03 - animal jokes for kids
Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens? A: Have you ever hea... [read complete]
13961 - Bird joke list 04 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What do owls sing when it is raining? A: 'Too wet to woo'! Q: What do b... [read complete]
13962 - Bird joke list 05 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A: A bir... [read complete]
13963 - Cat Jokes - animal jokes for kids
Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold? A: He has cat-arrh! Q: What... [read complete]
13964 - Cat joke list 02 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A: A stripey sweater! ... [read complete]
13965 - Cat joke list 03 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What looks like half a cat? A: The other half! Q: What was the name of t... [read complete]
13966 - Cat joke list 04 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian? A: He felt funny! Q: What... [read complete]
13967 - Cat joke list 05 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have? A: A catastrophe! Q: Who was ... [read complete]
13968 - Cat joke list 06 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck? A: A duck filled ... [read complete]
13969 - Cat joke list 07 - animal jokes for kids
Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin? A: Because he has his head on one si... [read complete]
13970 - Cat joke list 08 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What is the most breathless thing on television? A: The Pink Panter Show!... [read complete]
13971 - Cat joke list 09 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What does a lion brush his mane with? A: A catacomb! Q: What noise does... [read complete]
13972 - Caterpillar Jokes - animal jokes for kids
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day? Turns over a new leaf! What is... [read complete]
13973 - Centipede Jokes - animal jokes for kids
Why was the centipede late? Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with h... [read complete]
13974 - Chicken Jokes - animal jokes for kids
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because chickens hadn't evolved ye... [read complete]
13975 - Chicken joke list 02 - animal jokes for kids
Q: Why don't chickens like people? A: They beat eggs! Q: Why did the rooste... [read complete]
13976 - Chicken joke list 03 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? A: They go on peck-nics... [read complete]
13977 - Chicken joke list 04 - animal jokes for kids
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most? A: Fry-day! Q: What happens... [read complete]
13978 - Dog Jokes - animal jokes for kids
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can't bury them in tr... [read complete]
13979 - Dog joke list 02 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde? A: A jet setter! Q: Wh... [read complete]
13980 - Dog joke list 03 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What is a dog's favorite sport? A: Formula 1 drooling! Q: What do you ge... [read complete]
13981 - Dog joke list 04 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah? A: A dog that chases car... [read complete]
13982 - Dog joke list 05 - animal jokes for kids
Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat? A: Cats can't drive... [read complete]
13983 - Dog joke list 06 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog? A: Chump chops! Q: How many ... [read complete]
13984 - Dog joke list 07 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? A: ... [read complete]
13985 - Dog joke list 08 - animal jokes for kids
Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table? A: He gets ... [read complete]
13986 - Elephant Jokes - animal jokes for kids
What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence? Time to fix the fence! ... [read complete]
13987 - Elephant jokes 02 - animal jokes for kids
What' s big and grey with horns? An elephant marching band! What's yellow o... [read complete]
13988 - Elephant jokes 03 - animal jokes for kids
What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down? An elephant on a trampolin... [read complete]
13989 - Elephant jokes 04 - animal jokes for kids
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants? The tusk fair... [read complete]
13990 - Elephant jokes 05 - animal jokes for kids
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? So he could hide in the cherry t... [read complete]
13991 - Elephant jokes 06 - animal jokes for kids
What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather? One roars ... [read complete]
13992 - Elephant jokes 07 - animal jokes for kids
Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet? He wrecked three... [read complete]
13993 - Elephant jokes 08 - animal jokes for kids
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant? An animal that tells ... [read complete]
13994 - Elephant jokes 09 - animal jokes for kids
How do you hire an elephant? Stand it on four bricks! What is the easy way ... [read complete]
13995 - Elephant jokes 10 - animal jokes for kids
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle? Because of all the chee... [read complete]
13996 - Elephant jokes 11 - animal jokes for kids
What do you call an elephant with a machine gun? Sir! What can an elephant ... [read complete]
13997 - Elephant jokes 12 - animal jokes for kids
What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the... [read complete]
13998 - Elephant jokes 13 - animal jokes for kids
Why did the elephant walk on two feet? To give the ants a chance! Why do el... [read complete]
13999 - Elephant jokes 14 - animal jokes for kids
Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo? Because he'd rather go to the ... [read complete]
14000 - Farm Jokes - animal jokes for kids
Why did the bull rush? Because it saw the cow slip! What kind of bird lays... [read complete]
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