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1401 - Yo Mama's So Skinny - Insults
Yo' mama so skinny, she uses Chapstick as a deodorant!
1402 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, I had to take two trains to get on her good side!
1403 - You Might Be Ghetto - Insults
You might be ghetto if your phone's in your baby's name!
1404 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, when she goes to a stadium, she ... [read complete]
1405 - Yo mama's Teeth - Insults
Yo' mama is missing so many teeth, it looks like ... [read complete]
1406 - Yo mama's So Ugly - Insults
Yo' mama so ugly, when she smiles she looks a cheeseburger!
1407 - You're so Dirty... Shower - Insults
You're so dirty, when you take a shower you lose weight!
1408 - Husband & Wife - Insults
Scene: Suburban home, living room. Post-quarrel. ... [read complete]
1409 - Yo mama's So Ugly - Insults
Yo' mama so ugly, they give her an extra 364 days for Halloween!
1410 - Smallness - Insults
You're so small that when it rains you're the last to know!
1411 - Yo mama's So Poor - Insults
Yo' mama so poor, her bathroom is 3 boxes down and to the left!
1412 - Baaaaad Breath - Insults
Yo' breath so stank, it's like your tongue farted!
1413 - Close Enough For Government - Insults
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was... [read complete]
1414 - Yo Mama's So Skinny - Insults
Yo' mama so skinny, she swallowed a marble and lo... [read complete]
1415 - Yo mama's so fat... Sherpas - Insults
Yo mama's so fat, even Sherpas can't climb her.
1416 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, she fell asleep at a new gas sta... [read complete]
1417 - 411 - Insults
You're so stupid you had to call 411 to get the number for 911.
1418 - You so fat...Belt - Insults
You so fat that you put your belt on with a boomerang.
1419 - You So Stupid...Fax - Insults
You're so stupid that when you send a FAX you put a stamp on it.
1420 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she... [read complete]
1421 - Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, her panty lines look like a road map!
1422 - Laughing Washing Machine - Insults
Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it... [read complete]
1423 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, I take a lap around her for exercise!
1424 - Michael Jackson and Casper - Insults
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and... [read complete]
1425 - You're so stupid... quarterback - Insults
You're so stupid, you thought a quarter-back was a refund.
1426 - Shorty - Insults
You are so small that when it rains, you are the last to know.
1427 - Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, she showered and found an old thong!
1428 - Yo mama's So Poor - Insults
Yo' mama so poor, I sat on a penny and she told m... [read complete]
1429 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, they showed her a picture of her... [read complete]
1430 - Yo mama's...Fat - Insults
Yo' Mama so dumb, she measures her weight on the Richter Scale.
1431 - Almost Famous - Insults
"You remind me of a famous movie star." "Reall... [read complete]
1432 - I.Q. - Insults
Your IQ is so low, you have to dig for it!
1433 - I got a joke for you... - Insults
I GOT A JOKE FOR YOU. LOOK IN THE MIRROR!! HA HA HA!!!
1434 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, they had to take aerial shots f... [read complete]
1435 - Woman's Watch - Insults
How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't — ... [read complete]
1436 - You're So Stupid - Insults
You're so stupid, you went into the men's bathroo... [read complete]
1437 - Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, she drives a Spandex car!
1438 - Yo mama's...Curb - Insults
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
1439 - You So Ugly - Insults
You so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped yo' mama!
1440 - Yo mama's...Kidnappers - Insults
Yo Mama is so ugly when she was kidnapped her mot... [read complete]
1441 - The Stick - Insults
'Did you ever find the guy?' 'What guy?' 'Th... [read complete]
1442 - Yo mama's Such A Loser - Insults
Yo' mama such a loser that even her Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
1443 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, the photographer charged her for a family photo!
1444 - Staring Insult - Insults
If someone ever says, “What are you staring ... [read complete]
1445 - Yo Mama's So Skinny - Insults
Yo' mama so skinny, she can hula-hoop with a Froot Loop!
1446 - Yo mama's So Hairy - Insults
Yo' mama so hairy, she was walking down the stree... [read complete]
1447 - I'm Glad You're Short - Insults
I'm glad you're short. It gives me less to complain about.
1448 - Yo mama's So Poor - Insults
Yo' mama so poor, I walked in her front door and fell out the back!
1449 - Yo mama's So Flat - Insults
Yo' mama so flat, she tattooed "Front" on her chest!
1450 - Yo Mama's So Country - Insults
Yo' mama so country, she thought an elevator was a mobile home!
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