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14001 - Farm joke list 02 - animal jokes for kids
What do you get if you all sit under a cow? A pat on the head! What's the ... [read complete]
14002 - Farm joke list 03 - animal jokes for kids
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? Lumpy milkshakes! What is... [read complete]
14003 - Farm joke list 04 - animal jokes for kids
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires! Why did the pig ... [read complete]
14004 - Farm joke list 05 - animal jokes for kids
What is a cow's favorite TV show? Dr Moo! Why was the farmer hopping mad? ... [read complete]
14005 - Farm joke list 06 - animal jokes for kids
Where do you take sick ponies? To the horsepital! What do you say if you s... [read complete]
14006 - Farm joke list 07 - animal jokes for kids
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In a hog cabin! What is the slowest r... [read complete]
14007 - Farm joke list 08 - animal jokes for kids
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pigtail! Where do c... [read complete]
14008 - Farm joke list 09 - animal jokes for kids
Why did the dirty chicken cross the road? For some fowl purpose! How do she... [read complete]
14009 - Farm joke list 10 - animal jokes for kids
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice? Because he was a dirty do... [read complete]
14010 - Fish Jokes - animal jokes for kids
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon! Where do little fishes go e... [read complete]
14011 - Fish joke list 02 - animal jokes for kids
Where do shellfish go to borrow money? To the prawn broker! What do you ca... [read complete]
14012 - Fish joke list 03 - animal jokes for kids
Where are most fish found? Between the head and the tail! What kind of fis... [read complete]
14013 - Fish joke list 04 - animal jokes for kids
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment? A flat fish! What ... [read complete]
14014 - Fish joke list 05 - animal jokes for kids
What kind of money do fishermen make? Net profits! What do you get if you ... [read complete]
14015 - Flea joke list 01 - animal jokes for kids
What is the most faithful insect? A flea, once they find someone they like th... [read complete]
14016 - Flea joke list 02 - animal jokes for kids
What did the clean dog say to the insect? Long time no flea! Who rode a dog... [read complete]
14017 - Fly Jokes - animal jokes for kids
How do fireflies start a race? Ready steady glow! If there are 5 flies in t... [read complete]
14018 - Grasshopper Jokes - animal jokes for kids
What is a grasshopper? An insect on a pogo stick! What do you call a grassh... [read complete]
14019 - Insect Jokes - animal jokes for kids
Where would you put an injured insect? In an antbulance! What's an insects ... [read complete]
14020 - Mosquito Jokes - animal jokes for kids
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito? You slap him and he slaps you b... [read complete]
14021 - Moth Jokes - animal jokes for kids
How do you make a butterfly? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife! ... [read complete]
14022 - Mouse Jokes - animal jokes for kids
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Kri... [read complete]
14023 - Mouse joke list 02 - animal jokes for kids
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards! ... [read complete]
14024 - Mouse joke list 03 - animal jokes for kids
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police? A gerbil shepherd ... [read complete]
14025 - Mouse joke list 04 - animal jokes for kids
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation! Where ... [read complete]
14026 - Reptile Jokes - animal jokes for kids
Whats a frogs favorite game? It's croak-et! What do headmasters and bullfr... [read complete]
14027 - Reptile joke list 02 - animal jokes for kids
Where do frogs keep their money? In a river bank! What kind of bull doesn'... [read complete]
14028 - Reptile joke list 03 - animal jokes for kids
What do toads drink? Croaka-cola! When is a car like a frog? When it's be... [read complete]
14029 - Reptile joke list 04 - animal jokes for kids
What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole? A lost frog! What's gree... [read complete]
14030 - Reptile joke list 05 - animal jokes for kids
Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area! Where do... [read complete]
14031 - Reptile joke list 06 - animal jokes for kids
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog horn! Whe... [read complete]
14032 - Slug Jokes - animal jokes for kids
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you ... [read complete]
14033 - Spider Jokes - animal jokes for kids
Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin! What does... [read complete]
14034 - Spider jokes 02 - animal jokes for kids
What is a spiders favorite TV show? The newly web game! What did the wife s... [read complete]
14035 - Worm Jokes - animal jokes for kids
What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous? A maggot with attitude! Why was th... [read complete]
14036 - Worm joke list 02 - animal jokes for kids
What is the best advice to give to worm? Sleep late! What's the difference ... [read complete]
14037 - Worm joke list 03 - animal jokes for kids
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud! What is the maggot army called? The Ap... [read complete]
14038 - One-liners About Food - april fools day jokes
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips." On... [read complete]
14039 - Question and Answer - christmas jokes
Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elf-abet! Q: What's the most popula... [read complete]
14040 - Night after Christmas - christmas jokes
'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gon... [read complete]
14041 - A Microsoft Christmas - christmas jokes
NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industr... [read complete]
14042 - Politically Correct Santa - christmas jokes
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a worl... [read complete]
14043 - 12 Days of Christmas - christmas jokes
December 14, 2003 Dearest Dave, I went to the door today, and the postman d... [read complete]
14044 - Slap Martha Stewart - christmas jokes
Dear Santa: I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need di... [read complete]
14045 - Rudolph the Reindeer - christmas jokes
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other nig... [read complete]
14046 - Excess Holiday Cheer - christmas jokes
1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wa... [read complete]
14047 - Santa Give You That? - christmas jokes
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and ne... [read complete]
14048 - Entering Pearly Gates - christmas jokes
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at t... [read complete]
14049 - X(mas) Files Episode - christmas jokes
Mulder: We're too late. It's already been here. Scully: Mulder, I hope you k... [read complete]
14050 - Confuse Santa Claus - christmas jokes
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining tha... [read complete]
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