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2801 - Yo mama's so hairy... - Yo Mama
Yo mama's so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rug burn.
2802 - Yo mama's so poor... - Yo Mama
Yo mama's so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.
2803 - Yo mama's so fat... - Yo Mama
Yo mama's so fat, she had to get baptized at Sea World.
2804 - Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails... - Yo Mama
Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernai... [read complete]
2805 - Yo mama's so dumb... - Yo Mama
Yo mama's so dumb she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
2806 - Yo mama's so fat... - Yo Mama
Yo mama's so fat, I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.
2807 - Yo mama's had more pricks than... - Yo Mama
Yo mama's had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard!
2808 - Yo mama's breath stink so bad... - Yo Mama
Yo mama's breath stink so bad when she burps, her teeth duck.
2809 - It's Very Difficult To Marry Princesses - Animals
Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful... [read complete]
2810 - Porcupines - Animals
Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: Ouch.
2811 - Dino-Rific! - Animals
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
2812 - Skunk Punk - Animals
How did the skunk call home? On his smell-ular phone!
2813 - Centipede and Parrot - Animals
Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide wit... [read complete]
2814 - Ice Fishing - Animals
Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day ... [read complete]
2815 - Yo mama's So Old - Animals
Yo' mama so old, she took her driver's test on a T-Rex!
2816 - Porcupine vs Ferrarri - Animals
What's the difference between a porcupine and a F... [read complete]
2817 - Helen Keller's Dog - Animals
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? Wou... [read complete]
2818 - Harem - Animals
What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of c... [read complete]
2819 - Cow Riddle - Animals
A black cow was standing in the middle of the ro... [read complete]
2820 - Closed Bull's Eyes - Animals
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
2821 - Texas Transplant - Animals
Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussi... [read complete]
2822 - Tatonka Redux - Animals
What did the father buffalo say to the son buffal... [read complete]
2823 - Polar Bears - Animals
What do polar bears have that no other animal has... [read complete]
2824 - Shepherd To Shepherd - Animals
What did the one shepherd say to the other shephe... [read complete]
2825 - Donkey Compliment - Animals
How do you compliment a donkey? 'Hey, nice ass!'
2826 - Like You Would Ever Call a Fish - Animals
How do you talk to a fish? You drop him a line.
2827 - Cutest Baby Chicks Ever - Animals
Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?" Bec... [read complete]
2828 - Cow Bells - Animals
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
2829 - Yo mama is so damn fat yo - Yo Mama
Yo mama so fat it takes two buses and a train to get on her good side!
2830 - Yo mama's nasty! - Yo Mama
Yo mama is so nasty I called her on the phone and... [read complete]
2831 - Yo mama sooooo dumb - Yo Mama
Yo mama so dumb, when she threw a rock at the ground she missed.
2832 - New Trend Diet - Yo Mama
Yo mama's so fat, she got pregnant and lost weight!
2833 - Yo mama is so dumb... - Yo Mama
Yo mama is so dumb she tried to put M&M's in alphebetical order.
2834 - Your mother is obese... - Yo Mama
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change.
2835 - Eating is a Sport - Yo Mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
2836 - Yo mama's so dumb... - Yo Mama
Yo mama's so dumb she told you that yo mama was dumb.
2837 - Yo mama' got sauce - Yo Mama
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
2838 - Yo mama is so dumb... - Yo Mama
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the post office to get food stamps.
2839 - Play Dead - Yo Mama
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.
2840 - Yo mama's tities... - Yo Mama
Yo mama's tities smell so bad, they make onions cry
2841 - Fast Food - Yo Mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hop... [read complete]
2842 - Yo mama so dirty... - Yo Mama
Yo mama so dirty, she made Right Guard go left.
2843 - Yo mama so fat... - Yo Mama
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale an it said one at a time
2844 - Yo mama is so dumb... - Yo Mama
Yo mama so dumb, she artificially inseminated you... [read complete]
2845 - Yo mama just gets dumber... - Yo Mama
Yo mama so dumb, she wrote anti-anti-jokes to be ... [read complete]
2846 - One Minute Maid - Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so stupid it took her an hour to make Minute Maid!
2847 - Yummy Mama - Yo Mama
Yo mama's so dumb the weather man said it was chi... [read complete]
2848 - Yo mama so po' - Yo Mama
Yo mama so poor she beat up a gumball machine bec... [read complete]
2849 - An Honest Lawyer - Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
2850 - The State of Lawyers - Lawyer
Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dump... [read complete]
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