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MOMMY MOMMY 08
Mommy, Mommy!  There's something in daddy's eye!

Shut up and eat around it.


Mommy, Mommy!  Why can't we get a garbage compactor?

Shut up and chew!


Mommy, Mommy!  Daddy's too tough!

Shut up and keep chewing!


Mommy, Mommy!  Why can't I play with the other kids?

Shut up and deal.


Mommy, Mommy!  My head hurts!

Shut up and get away from the dart board!