DISNEY CRUISE DELAYS
The Top 10 Reasons Disney Delayed Launching Their Cruise Line
The Top 10 Reasons Disney Delayed Launching Their Cruise Line
- Pluto's "accident" on Deck 3
- Room service using Aladdin was getting out of hand.
- Exterminator killed off "rat" problem only to discover they were Mickey and Minnie's cousins.
- Drunken dispute between Donald and The Mighty Ducks over who was mightier.
- Charo kept showing up.
- The Beast from "Beauty and the Beast" kept eating the midnight buffet.
- The Seven Dwarfs vandalized the ship after failing to meet the "You Must Be This Tall to Ride This Ride" Requirements.
- Stench of seawater and 101 Dalmations was too strong.
- Tour guide Goofy goes into drunken rampage and uses Chip and Dale as Shuffleboard discs.
- New hires Doc,Isaac,and Gopher quit days before launch,citing that this job is not as "exciting and new" as their last one.