MUST BE OUT OF SHAPE
The Top Signs You're Out of Shape
The Top Signs You're Out of Shape
- You've ever torn something just trying to turn off the alarm clock.
- People at work only refer to you by saying "Hey fatso!"
- You've thrown your back out by carrying a bag of groceries.
- Random strangers come up, poke you in the stomach and expect you to giggle.
- Your record is 34 Pushups and you could have done more if the Ice Cream Man would have taken plastic.
- You get the Christmas gift of Jigglin' To The Oldies.
- You cramp up while watching the New York City Marathon.
- Watching Rocky 5 is your idea of a workout video.
- The sales clerk nicely but firmly pulls you away from the jeans rack and whispers "Its Sansabelt Time, Tubby"