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DO YOU HAVE ANY NUTS? NO?
This one girl walks into a grocery store and asks  the clerk if he has any nuts.  The clerk says, 'No, ma'am'.  She says, 'Well, do you have any dates?'  And he says,  'Ma'am if I had any nuts I would  have dates.'