GENIE IN A BOTTLE
There was this man walking on the beach and he found a bottle. He rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant you 3 wishes."
There was this man walking on the beach and he found a bottle. He rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant you 3 wishes."
The man said, "No Shit!"
Then he all of a sudden had to use the bathroom but couldn't because there was a big cork in his ass.