GREED
There once was a man named Joe and he was talking to God and he asked, 'How much is a penny worth in heaven?'
There once was a man named Joe and he was talking to God and he asked, 'How much is a penny worth in heaven?'
God replied, 'One million dollars.'
Then Joe asked, 'How long is a minute in heaven?'
God said, 'One million years.'
So Joe asked for a penny and God said, 'Sure, just wait a minute.'