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LUCKY NUMBER 5
A 55-year old man, who was born on May 5th, has been  married 5 years, has 5 children, makes $55,555.55  a year,  and who's lucky number is 5, receives a phonecall from a friend.  The friend informs the man  that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the  fifth race at the local track that evening.    Excitedly, the man withdraws 5,555.55 cash from  his bank account, goes to the races and bets on  Lucky 5.

  Sure enough, the horse comes in fifth.